FREE ESSAY ON THE DECLARATION OF LANGUAGE

THE DECLARATION OF LANGUAGE

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The Declaration of Language
[WR122 paper, using Jefferson's Declaration of Independence as a model]-RJ
The Declaration of Language
When, in the course of human language, it becomes necessary for people to 
create or redefine, words or phrases to express an object or an action; and to assume, 
among society, the acceptance and usage of these words and their definitions, in one's 
own language, or idiolect. A decent respect to the opinions of mankind, requires that 
Americans should recognize slang adopted into language.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that language is expression of thought, 
in the form of speech or written symbols, that have agreed-upon meanings. That, many 
large speaking languages contain dialects, or other versions of languages within a 
community, that are different in some aspects of grammar, pronunciation, or vocabulary. 
That, because language is a form of one's own ideas and expression, everyone possesses 
his or her own individual language, or idiolect. That, not only does perception change 
language, but that language changes perception. That, through the course of history, 
idiolects have shaped dialects, which have shaped language, which in turn, have shaped 
concepts. Conservatives, indeed, will dictate that languages will follow a narrow path 
toward a standard language. And accordingly, expression will follow the rules and 
guidelines that limit thought, rather than the ability to rethink old vocabulary and
enrich 
new ones. When we speak, write, learn, and think in a slowly evolving vocabulary, which 
does not adapt to the more rapid introduction of cultures, concepts, fashion, and 
technology, we must add new meaning to conventional vocabulary. Such has been the 
language of Conservative American English speakers and writers, who have discouraged 
the use of creative language and the use of dialects and idiolects. Many individuals have

not noticed that new vocabulary is, at many times, adopted into one's language. A large 
number of slang words and phrases have been considered standard in today's daily speech.

To prove this, let us claim a few of the many slang terms that have been adopted.
Slang has been used, where other words seemed unfit to describe a thought or 
feeling:
Awesome.
Radical.
Cool. 
Far Out 
New words that were created to describe new technology:
A cellular or mobile telephone.
The internet or the computer and modem accessed information highway.
Electronic mail or computer generated mail.
A beeper or an electronic paging device.
Metaphors, similes, and creativeness also create slang:
A coward is a chicken.
Money is bread. 
A ride is a car.
One thousand dollars is a grand.
People eat grub.
Smoking marijuana is the same thing as smoking weed or pot.
A toilet is the John.
A toilet is the can. 
A toilet is the hole. 
A Cop is policeman.
A Pig is also a policeman.
If something is bad it is really good.
Those who are plastered are drunk.
Those who are hammered are drunk.
People who are driving too close behind another car are tailgating.
Slang, also evolves in the form of phrases: 
A person Kicking Back, is relaxing.
Cut to the chase or get to the point.
Accept the consequences, or face the music.
Two cents worth, or an opinion.
The whole nine yards or everything.
In the English language, we have petitioned for the use of slang in language. But 
our creative language has been considered meaningless to conservatives of standard 
English. Conservatives, who themselves use vocabulary that was at one time considered 
slang, are unfit to argue against it.
Every language around the world adopts slang that, at one point, was considered 
nonstandard to the majority of the people. Slang is used to provide new shades of 
meaning. Slang is shared by introducing new concepts, just as new objects and ideas are 
shared. All vocabulary establishes its meaning through the acceptance of its concept into

one's language. We must continue to express thoughts through one's choice of 
language, and accept them, as we would accept the importance of originality and
creativity 
within individuals.
We, therefore, the representatives of a linguistic society, do, in the Name, and by 
authority of speakers and writers of English, declare that slang refreshes language with

new concepts, ideas, and interest; that slang allows language to evolve with society;
that 
there are no determining factors in declaring a true language; and, that language
contains 
vocabulary where its meanings are changed and new ones are introduced. 
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