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CALIGULA

Caligula: The Madness of a Goat
Many studies have been made on the emperor Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, or
"Caligula." He was professed to be the maddest, and cruelest of all Roman emperors. As
emperor, Caligula put the imperial treasury in severe debt, performed acts of insanity,
and committed scandalous sexual acts. The ludicrous deeds he participated in, and carried
out left the Roman Empire in infamy. 
During the reign of Tiberius, the captain of his bodyguards Sejanus began a campaign of
extreme and devious means. He desired the Roman throne and so, started to eliminate his
competition. The first to go was Drusus, Tiberius's heir. Sejanus then took out other key
contenders for the throne including Germanicus Caesar, his wife Agrippina the Elder, and
three of his four sons. The sole survivor was Gaius Caesar, more famously (or infamously)
known as Caligula. 
Caligula grew up in a military camp. His name stemmed from the soldiers nickname, "Little
Boots" for the "child size military boots he always wore." (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome).
Being so close to the throne required that he spend his adolescence in Capri with the
aging emperor, Tiberius. Though he attempted to "play the part of a dutiful and upright
young man, he could not fool Tiberius" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). The emperor frequently
called him a "serpent" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He is 
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also quoted as saying There was never a better slave nor a worse master than Caligula." 
"Tiberius tried to draw him out by telling him things which might make him betray
resentment, but he never gave him a cause for suspicion. Caligula appeared to remember
nothing of his family's fate" (Lissner 92). He was frowned upon though by the emperor for
his visits to disreputable taverns and brothels. "Tiberius commented that 'Gaius has
survived to the detriment of myself and everyone else'" (Lissner 92). Tiberius was ill.
It is believed that Caligula was poisoning him all along, but that has been disputed. At
one point in his illness he collapsed into a coma on March 16, 37 AD. 
The word 'Tiberius is dead,' was passed from mouth to mouth. Caligula had just begun to
accept congratulations when word came that Tiberius wasn't dead. Having just seen his
dearest wish fulfilled, he would now have to go on waiting for the death of a man who
simply refused to die. He ordered heavy rugs to be thrown over Tiberius, and the old man
died of suffocation (Lissner 91). 
Tiberius had left Caligula and his grandson Tiberius Gemellus joint heirs in his will. As
Gemellus was but a young man, Caligula adopted him. "He gave him the title Prince of the
Youth, and sixth months later, had him carry out his own death sentence" (Lissner 93).
Allegedly this was demanded after Gemellus "drank cough medicine which Caligula mistook
for an antidote to poison. When accused, the youth replied 'Antidote- how could one take
an antidote against Caesar' " (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome)?
The beginning of Caligula's reign was mild and beloved. When he fell ill, "anxious crowds
besieged the place and some swore that they would fight like gladiators if the gods would
allow him to recover; others even carried placards volunteering to die instead of him"
(Gaius Caligula). "He was a clement ruler for the first sixth months" (Caligula), 
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The sexual crimes Caligula participated in rocked the foundation of Rome, and destroyed
any pretense of imperial advocated morals that the empire may have harbored. To begin
with, he committed incest of immeasurable degree. "He was caught in bed with his sister
Drusilla before he had even come of age" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). She was forced to
live with him when he took the throne and act as his wife. The "extravagant affection for
his sisters is shown in his intent to establish a Hellenistic-type monarchy after the
brother-sister marriages of the Ptolemies of Egypt" (Caligula). The sisters "Drusilla,
Agrippina the Younger, and Julia Livilla, by order of their brother, were protected in
such a way that each of the Senate swore to give up their lives for them." (Tiberius 1).
When Drusilla died, "Caligula decreed months of mourning, and he even arranged her
admittance into the Pantheon, the national temple of Rome where only Julius Caesar and
Augustus were represented as gods. Caligula did not stop at incest, he engaged in sexual
relations with "men like the pantomime actor Mnester, Valerius Catullus and Marcus
Lepidus, Drusilla's husband. After Drusilla's death, he had Lepidus murdered." (Gaius
"Caligula" of Rome). He had an affair with his chamberlain Macro's wife, and then accused
him of being her pimp and ordered him to commit suicide" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). "He
twice abducted the brides of Roman noblemen" (Lissner 95). This occurred at the actual
wedding. "He opened a brothel in his place where Roman matrons, their daughters and
freeborn youths could be hired for money" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). His fourth wife was
Milonia Caesonia. She was already pregnant when he married her. Caligula "occasionally
exhibited her naked to his friends" (Lissner 95). He would send
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for woman of rank and Rome and "debauched them and then left them like fruit he had 
tasted and thrown away" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He kept mistresses of all types
around the palace, and would always kiss their or his wife's neck and murmur, "This
lovely head will fall too as soon as I give the order" (Lissner 96). 
The ludicrous acts of state that Caligula engaged in were great. "He made the most
respected senators trot along beside his chariot in their togas or wait behind his couch
at table, dressed in linen aprons like slaves" (Lissner 95). He murdered or ordered
suicide upon all who defied him, or those he suspected of disloyalty. He demanded to be
worshipped as a god. "He gave his horse, Incitatus, jeweled necklaces, a marble stable
with a staff of servants for itself and made it a priest of his temple and proposed to
make it a senator" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). His temple was extremely costly. He had
priests and life-sized golden image. "He had it dressed everyday in clothes identical
with those Caligula happened to wear" (Gaius Caligula). "Caligula had sacrifices offered
to himself" (Caligula), and "he claimed fellowship with gods as his equals, identifying
himself in particular with Jupiter" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He built a bridge of
boats of the Bay of Naples. "He crossed them on horseback, wearing the breastplate of
Alexander the Great. Thus, he claimed that, like the god Neptune, he had ridden across
the waters" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He ordered the takeover of Britain. "He deployed
them in battle order, then having forgotten to provide the necessary transport for the
crossing, he ordered them to collect sea shells. Since only a few ships were available,
Caligula took a pleasure cruise and ordered the generals to withdraw" (Lissner 
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97). Tiberius, however incompetent he had been, had been a frugal emperor. Caligula's 
extravagance left the empire in terribly deep debt. "He introduced all possible forms of
taxation and rich people who had involuntarily willed him their restates were murdered"
(Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). "He proclaimed himself the 'heir' to the richest men in the
land" (Lissner 97). Yes, the man was quite insane. On one occasion "he summoned three
ex-consuls to his palace at midnight. He told the men to take their places on stage. He
performed a dance for them, and then disappeared, leaving them frightened out of their
wits" (Lissner 92). At one point, he closed the granaries and then declared the country
to be in a state of famine. He loved to play gruesome practical jokes. He played an
especially cruel on the officials responsible for organizing the festival in remembrance
of the battle of Actium. "He made an announcement: If the celebrations took place it
would be an insult to the vanquished Antony and the official's heads would roll. But if
the celebrations did not take place it would be an affront to Augustus' memory and the
officials would still forfeit their lands" (Lissner 96). He could have easily carried it
out too, being not only of the Augustan line, but also having the blood of Antony in him.

He was a sadistic ruler. He took great pleasure in the pain of others. "He once asked the
actor Apelles whether Jupiter or Caligula was greater. When Apelles hesitated, Caligula
had him cut to pieces with the whip, praising his voice as he pled for mercy, remarking
on the melodiousness of his groans" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). Caligula was just
naturally brutal and cruel. "He frequently had trials by torture held in his presence
while he was eating or otherwise enjoying himself" (Gaius Caligula). The forms 
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of torture were horrific indeed. "Many men of decent families were branded at his
command, and sent down the mines, or put to work on the roads, or thrown to the wild 
beasts. Others were confined in narrow cages, where they had to crouch on all fours like
animas, or were sawn in half" (Gaius Caligula). "He had his quaestor flogged, commanding
that his clothes be ripped off and laid beneath the soldiers' feet beforehand to give
them a better foothold when plying their whips" (Lissner 95). Caligula had a "supervisor
of games and beast-fights flogged with chains before him for days on end, and was not put
to death until Caligula was offended by the smell of gangrene in his brain" (Gaius
"Caligula of Rome). For his own pleasure, he would have old men battle against terrifying
beasts, and if the slaughter of the games were ended early due to lack of gladiators, he
would throw spectators to the creatures. "He was said to murmur 'I am settling my
accounts" when writing death warrants' (Lissner 95-96). He also was fond of moaning " 'Oh
that the Roman people had but a single neck' " (Lissner 96).
Caligula was not a handsome man in any regard. His body was tall, spindly and pale. He
was nearly bald on the top of his head, but his body was covered in hair. "He was
especially sensitive to any mention of "goats" in his presences and such whisperings
could prove fatal" (Lissner 97). "Sometimes he had those with a fine head of hair to be
shaved" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He had mad light in his deep-set eyes. "He tried to
enhance the natural ferociousness of his ugly features by making frightful grimaces and
contorting his face in front of the mirror" (Lissner 97). 
The death of Caligula, after three years of his mad reign, were all that saved the empire
from complete ruin. On January 24, 41 AD, Cassius Chaerea led a conspiracy that 
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resulted in the emperor's assassination. Caligula was convinced to take a walk under the

covered walkway. His two colonels then leaped out and stabbed him. His body took thirty
sword wounds before the conspirators ended their barrage on him. One of the colonels was
Sabinus, whose wife was one of the noblewoman debauched and publicly humiliated by him.
Not content to merely end his reign, the conspirators murdered his wife and young
daughter who had taken after him so much that despite her lineage he had adopted and
proclaimed his own. The soldiers however spared his uncle Claudius, one of Caligula's few
surviving relatives (he had murdered most of the others), who was cowering behind
curtains and draperies when the assassination took place. So pleased were they with the
timid old man, they proclaimed him the new emperor.
Caligula was indeed insane. Strangely, "his real nature was only gradually revealed"
(Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He suffered from severe epilepsy. "His behavior, a splitting
of emotions and thoughts, is nowadays diagnosed as schizophrenia" (Gaius "Caligula of
Rome). It is also believed that the illness he suffered at the beginning of his reign
contributed to his madness. "If the disease was encephalitis, in could have contributed
because it can cause a marked character change and give rise to impulsive, aggressive,
and intemperate active similar to those of schizophrenia" (Gaius "Caligula" of Rome). He
was spoiled as a child by the soldiers in his father's camp. "Germanicus's army staged a
revolt, and as a result, he ordered his wife and little Caligula to withdraw form the
camps. Overcome with grief and repentance at the situation they had brought about, the
soldiers begged Germanicus to make his wife and child return" (Tiberius 1). 
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While in Tiberius' home, Caligula was constantly under suspicion, and was therefore 
always in danger of being murdered. Since his families near extinction had come about
through Tiberius, he was very cautious of his own life. These, coupled with the death of
his one saving influence, his grandmother, could have contributed to his insanity. 
The madness of Caligula not only affected those close to him, friends, relatives, and
associates, but it affected the entire Roman Empire. He sent Rome spiraling into debt,
played at murdering citizens of all kinds, and debauching the woman. Caligula performed
ridiculous acts of state, and gruesome examples of cruelty. He delighted in torturing
those beneath him and would often justify himself by saying, "Let them hate me as long as
they fear me!" In Machiavelli's The Prince, the question arises whether it is better to
be loved or feared. It is a shame that Caligula could not have read it. He would have
learned that every malicious deed he performed, he was signing his own death warrant, and
no one would mourn him when he was gone.